In Young Money’s currently ubiquitous single Bedrock, current it girl Nicki Minaj has raised several eyebrows with her offer to put her, ahem, coochie on a man’s sideburns. Audacious? Yes. Logistically improbable? To be sure? Original? Well, not exactly. True hip-hop heads know that the real pioneer in improbable cooter/facial hair pairings would be Amil, who offered to put it on a man’s moustache.* And for this, we dedicate Moustache Monday to Amil, because god knows she’s not getting anything else dedicated to her. Hold your head, Amil.
* Provided, of course, said man does not rely on a bus pass.
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